Every call the desk makes gets logged the moment it’s published — price attached —
and graded against real market data 30 days later. Wins and losses both stay on the board
forever. No deleted tweets, no memory-holed bad calls. If we said it, it’s here.
Grading is mechanical, not vibes: a BULLISH call wins
if the coin is up 30 days later; a BEARISH call wins if
it’s down. Watchlist entries are tracked but never scored. Prices are CoinGecko spot at the
moment of publish and at grading. This page regenerates automatically — nobody edits it by hand.
Win rate (graded)
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Avg return per call
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Calls on the clock
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| Date | Call | Verdict | Price at call | Return | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-01 | Dogecoin (DOGE) | BEARISH | $0.082817 | -1.6% (live) | OPEN |
Last updated September 02, 2026 18:22 UTC. Market data: CoinGecko.
Analysis and entertainment, never financial advice. Grading window: 30 days; open calls show
live running return.